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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

(via thefuuuucomics)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

- (via mediocremediocrity)

(via 4nx1ety)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via doctor-loki-holmes)

Enchanted (2007)

Everybody wants to live happily ever after 
Everybody wants to know their true love is true...
How do you know he loves you?
How do you know he's yours?

(via hessooriginal)

tuejjlaz:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

You bet I’m bookmarking that even tho that colouring outside the lines is hurting my very soul

(via ninjasdrinkingtea)

officialfrenchtoast:

life hack: dont be an asshole

(via thefuuuucomics)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via huntersonahotelbed)